I was one of the select few that actually had a Nokia 3310 and did not buy it on ebay years after the rise of smartphones to supplement their cassette players.

I must say it was okay. It had snake, but my mum’s phone had a side-scrolling spaceship shooter in the demo version that ended right when the cool upgrades for my ship would have become available.

It did however survive my childhood years recall the tears heart laced with venom, so I guess that counts for something.

The new one? Urg, it’s like a power ranger amidst army veterans, like Icona Pop next to Tupac or Donald Trump shaking hands with a real politician.