I actually like the two first songs (minutes to midnight and boat on the river just in case…), but just like in this comic I couldn’t come up with any song lyrics of popular songs I could even quote.

All my favorite lyrics are word plays and innuendos that make me laugh or are just plain weird, and even if they aren’t too offensive for office-kitchen-conversations people simply don’t get what I like so much about them.

In case you wonder the examples I chose are basically my favorite lines in music history, in case of Backpipes from Baghdad the whole song is one long awesome quote that I would be able to recite word by word – if someone asked.

Because there are quite a few songs mixed up in this comic let me link them all below to ensure no work will be done for the first hour of whatever Monday you read this.